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thirty rules from the comment section
One viral TikTok. Almost 4,000 comments. The best of them, pulled out, written down, and made into a rulebook you can actually live by. Rich Hot Lady Rules, Vol. 2. Free.
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"Not telling people everything that you do"
23.8K likes
"do I like how they're treating me?"
10.8K likes
"never complain, never explain. try it for a day"
7,663 likes
"no matter how low my budget is I will ALWAYS have a fresh bouquet of flowers on the table"
6,209 likes
"Wear all your most expensive jewellery with a beaten up t shirt"
6,162 likes
"Sit back and observe. You'll be amazed what you see & hear"
5,081 likes
"I started listening to my angry inner teenager more"
4,423 likes
"Called a boardroom meeting with my past selves"
3,258 likes
"listen to Maneater by Nelly Furtado at least once daily"
2,153 likes
"start a metaphorical pile of nice things"
1,984 likes
"Just ask. Ask for the raise. Ask for access."
1,419 likes
"For my confidence I imagine that my entire bloodline of women are behind me"
965 likes
"my affirmation is 'I'm a god'"
827 likes
"go to art museums and galleries alone and all dressed up."
675 likes
"Not telling people everything that you do"
23.8K likes
"do I like how they're treating me?"
10.8K likes
"never complain, never explain. try it for a day"
7,663 likes
"no matter how low my budget is I will ALWAYS have a fresh bouquet of flowers on the table"
6,209 likes
"Wear all your most expensive jewellery with a beaten up t shirt"
6,162 likes
"Sit back and observe. You'll be amazed what you see & hear"
5,081 likes
"I started listening to my angry inner teenager more"
4,423 likes
"Called a boardroom meeting with my past selves"
3,258 likes
"listen to Maneater by Nelly Furtado at least once daily"
2,153 likes
"start a metaphorical pile of nice things"
1,984 likes
"Just ask. Ask for the raise. Ask for access."
1,419 likes
"For my confidence I imagine that my entire bloodline of women are behind me"
965 likes
"my affirmation is 'I'm a god'"
827 likes
"go to art museums and galleries alone and all dressed up."
675 likes
what's inside
five sections. thirty rules. no hustle.
Every rule came from a woman in the comment section. Nothing here needs a new tax bracket, a morning routine, or permission. Pick the ones that fit and live them out loud.
01 —
delusion is a strategy
Boardroom meetings with your past selves. Your whole bloodline standing behind you. Delusion with a job to do.
02 —
standards are sacred
What you keep, what you allow, and what no longer gets explained. A standard held quietly still counts.
03 —
everyday opulence
Flowers on the table. Sheets that feel expensive. Jewelry you have no business wearing to Pilates.
04 —
power is a practice
You can't schedule confidence. You can schedule reps. Ask. Walk in. Book the ticket.
05 —
unhinged but true, the sequel
Zero practical value, maximum results. The girls have spoken, and honestly, they're onto something.
plus —
the integration challenge
Seven days, five rules, two prompts each. Printable, with a final reflection page and the full source appendix.
who wrote it down
the rules were never mine
Volume 1 started with one viral TikTok. Then the comments kept coming. Almost 4,000 of them, each one more unhinged and more correct than the last. This volume is pulled straight from that comment section. Real rules from real girls who remembered they're the main character. I just wrote them down.
elisa jenks · elisajenks.com
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