Make your life feel expensive by Friday.
Seven days. One corner of your life at a time. Most of it costs nothing. The splurges are optional, and the whole week caps at $50.
By Elisa, author of The Rich Hot Lady RulebookInstant PDF · Start any day · Full refund within 7 days
One video. 4,000 answers.
I asked for your most unhinged rich hot lady hacks and the comments would not stop. Here are a few, straight from the comment section. The best of them are inside this guide, put in an order you can actually do in a week.
Same house. Same bank account. A very different week.
- The duvet cover has a stain you've decided is part of the pattern.
- Lunch is your kid's leftover nuggets, eaten standing at the counter, and you call that eating.
- You open the fridge and the spinach you bought to be healthy has turned into soup.
- You're wearing a t-shirt from a job you quit in 2019. Again.
- The good candle is still in its box from your birthday. Two birthdays ago.
- Saturday is already full, and none of it is yours.
- You get into bed and actually say "oh" out loud.
- Lunch is on a real plate, at the table, with your phone in the other room for twelve whole minutes.
- There are grocery store tulips in an old pasta sauce jar and you keep walking past them on purpose.
- You wore the good earrings to Costco. Nobody said anything. You felt amazing.
- The candle is lit. It's a Wednesday. Nobody is coming over.
- Saturday has two hours on it that belong to you, and you didn't explain them to anyone.
Saving the good stuff for later?
One corner of your life a day. Three ways to do it.
Every day comes with a free swap, an under-$20 swap, and the one splurge actually worth it. Pick whichever fits the week you're having.
The bed
Hotels do one thing to a bed that almost nobody does at home. It costs nothing, takes four minutes, and once you see it you can never go back.
The kitchen
A $9 grocery store swap that makes your counter look like a boutique hotel. And the first thing to throw out, which is probably not what you think.
The closet
Why some $20 sweaters look rich and some $200 ones look tired. The fix is one tool, and there's a decent chance it's already in a drawer somewhere.
You
The scent trick that makes perfume last all day. Plus the robe test, which takes ten seconds and is weirdly brutal.
The table
Flowers, obviously. But there's a rule about where you put them, and it changes how the whole room feels.
The calendar
One thing to cancel. You already know which one. Then the two-hour block, and the exact words that keep people out of it.
Friday
The walk-through, then where you take yourself. There are three rules for it, and the third one is the one everyone tries to skip.
- The before and after photo dare
- The under-$50 tracker page
- The Friday walk-through checklist
- A short email each morning telling you which day you're on
Costs less than the tulips.
You'll probably spend more on flowers on Day 5 than you spend on this guide. Honestly that's the whole idea.
Nothing to lose. If you don't feel richer by Friday, email me within 7 days and I'll refund every dollar. No questions, no hoops.
Hotel Night at Home. Picture it. It's 6pm, your door is closed, dinner shows up on a tray, and nobody needs a single thing from you until morning. Warm towels. A bed turned down like someone did it for you. You wake up feeling like you went away for the night, and you never packed a bag.
A digital guide to one perfect night in, at home.
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Thinking "but what if..."
What if money is tight right now?
What if I rent, or my place is tiny?
What if I'm not a fancy person?
What if I don't have time?
What if I already know this stuff?
What if I have kids and a messy house?
Hi, I'm Elisa. It started with a kettle.
When we moved into our house, which used to be Adam's grandma's, we inherited a lot of stuff. Some amazing furniture. Some not so much. Including an electric kettle with a crust of calcium on it. It worked, so I never thought to replace it.
The juice shop had just closed and I was broke. Like, broke broke. There was a black, beveled, beautiful kettle at Indigo sitting in my cart for $60, and I could not justify sixty dollars on a kettle. So it sat there. For a while.
Then one morning, early in my romanticize-my-life era, I looked at the crusty one on the counter and thought, I see this thing every single day. The richest, hottest version of me would not be making tea out of this. So I went to buy the nice one. It was on sale.
Every time I use it I feel like a fancy lady. It's a kettle.
Not long after, I made one video asking women for their most unhinged rich hot lady hacks, and four thousand of them answered. Turns out they all had a kettle. This guide is the best of what they taught me, put in an order you can do in a week.
Elisa
The honest answers.
"Is this a business thing?"
Nope. Your bed, your closet, your table, your calendar. If you want the money side, that's my book, The Rich Hot Lady Rulebook. This is the part you can feel by Friday.
"Do I have to spend $50?"
No. Fifty is the ceiling. Every single day has a free option, so you could finish the week having spent close to nothing.
"When do I get it?"
Right away. It's a PDF that opens on your phone. Day 1 is whatever day you open it.
"What if I don't love it?"
Then I don't want your $7. Email me within 7 days and I'll give you a full refund. You can keep the PDF. Nothing to lose.
Light the candle. It's Tuesday.
Seven days, seven dollars, and the stuff you were saving finally gets used.
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